killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

artificialyouth:

i looked like a noob

marry me? <3

traccyboo:

chibbbles:

effin-narcissist:

cristyendara:

This post never existed.

What post?

I thought it was a dildo.

what dildo?

(Source: insoportableywea)

super-eklectic1:

deliciouskaek:

thelittlekneesofbees:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

the slightly difficult escape

alexander the average

Alright Expectations

(Source: cespur)

adriofthedead:

keeppartyvangoing:

joegran:

Saw this on the train today

Perfect re-creation of people who wear these douchebag shirts

As if you really need another sandwich

ohshitabrooke:

FJL;FJKAL;JSF;FJ;KSAFKFSJ SOOOO CUTE <3

super-eklectic1:

clapsandpraises:

digitalskullkid:

weavingthroughtimeandspace:

thewomanwhocantlove:

incontestablewildchild:

alesreno:

Drake

Awwwhhng

Drizzy

Ackhk…………

a red plus a blue makes a purple…..

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two broken hearts make a circle

Can a hamster find mafuckin love witta gerbil?

Do two cancers make a virgo?

Think I needed to find out…ergo…

I carry errything on my own back……………..turtle

Carry my own baggage with me…..what a fuckin purseload

I been airin out my laudry n I’m still just on the first load

It’s the bane of my existence, mahfucka……….Kurt Co

Shoutouts to my stylists Kyle, Frankie n Gilberto

My heart is like my stage, nigga….full - dress - rehearsals

T-O show a nigga hate sometimes, it’s hurtful

T-Vo Degrassi, mahfuckas, no commercials

Boy I’m poured up, I’m just swirling ma own merlot

Drank so much of that shit boy, I think I need a girdle

But noooooooooooo, don’t make me put ya name in my journal

Cos I be catchin BAWDIES like a robin in a wormhole

They said that Aubs was Aubsolete

Aubviously, they was wrong Cos the Aubstacles they tryna put before me only made me strong awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You don’t want no beef with Aubs, vegan

Pussay niggas comin at me, young Aubstetrician

Boy….consider that ma fuckin Aubservations

Reppin for mah family’s my only Aub-li-gay-shunnnnnn ooooooooohhhhhhhh

I’m. So. Dead.

i love drake idgaf lol

dead.

lmfao holy shit

I wish they would just leave drake alone lmfao

super-eklectic1:

it will be because i was forced to.

I won’t smile. 

I’ll walk extra slow

and I’ll wear all black to represent the death of my freedom.

elysaxoxo:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

I thought she came out of a blood of period water until I red that. okay

LOL

(Source: isadilli)

pricksatmywindow:

at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot